A great time was had by one and all. Everyone came back a few pounds heavy, a few more brain cells killed off by alcohol and vowing never to do it again. Until the Official Stag Night in England kicks off in the very near future. Bush, we will meet you in The Lounge at 8pm. Don't forget to wear your T-shirt.
To honour the time wasted in Benidorm, the following awards are up for grabs. Below is a list of the runners and riders. Votes to be cast on the next stag do! Let me now if you have any other nominations etc.
The Shane Schofield Award:
This is to honour the most luckiest member of the group whilst in Benidorm. The nominees are:
- Rawdo: Stuffy less than 5% chance of hitting the King and does.
- Lenny: Somehow potting red off 27 cushions and leavng himself on the black, pool shot.
- Paul H: For still breathing after a night on the Vino & Smirnoff's.
- Mick: 30cent taxi ride back home & getting away with it.
The San Miguel Award:
To award the hardcore boozer or other drinking moment. The nominees are:
- Paul H: Bottle of wine washed down with how many Smirnoff's?
- Baz: An Original Tequila Slammer in Churchill's.
- Andy: For the amount supped on Stag Night & waking up hangover free.
The Michael Clementi Award:
Obviously this award is for the best sun worshipper of the group. The nominees are:
- Paul (Andy's Bro): Stunning red face and sunglasses white eyes combo.
- Lenny: Just to piss Yid off.
- Phil: Voted for by the Nottingham coppers.
The Charles Darwin Award:
Its amazing that these nominees still live and breath after these school boy errors:
- Lenny: Chinese Banquet with Mick & Bob. Not the best of ideas being boxed in.
- Craig: Careful when leaning on bars Craig. Especially after someone just puked over it.
- Paul (Andy's Bro): Could cause a fight in an empty room.
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