Latics v Port Vale

A trip back to the UK and my first chance to see the Latics this season. They have not been doing very well this year which is disappointing after the play-offs last season. Would I bring them luck?

Post match discussion was all about the rejected planning permission for the new stadium. It appears that 7 councillors in there wisdom rejected plans for a 80 Million pound development in the town due to a traffic report that "doesn't look right". Forget that the report was written by professionals in the field, and it was the second such report. Forget that the report was approved by the Highways agency. The professionals involved in the planning department had also recommended that approval should be given. No, the shameful 7 all thought they knew better and rejected the plans. I will no longer refer to the team as "Oldham Athletic", simply "Latics". Oldham as a town is dead.

The other topic was a bit more worrying. The dreaded jinx. I always believed the jinx to be Johnny. We always seemed to lose when he attended. However, my credentials as being the new jinx were hard to ignore. Simply put, every game I had seen in 2007 ended in defeat. This being the last game I can see this year, surely I cannot see another defeat?


Captain Taylor takes to the pitch.

It started off well enough. The football was hardly scintillating but it looked like we had the upper hand against Vale. Kilkenny in midfield looked promising enough. He was partnered in midfield by MacDonald who I don't think compliments Neil, but does get himself in some promising positions when he breaks forward. The midfield was complete with Taylor on the left and the new kid Smalley on the right. The young Taylor was made captain for the day due to the loss of Gregan to injury, and Eardley due to International call up (Yes the Latics have Internationals!). Smalley looked nervous and would soon be the target of the Boundary Park boo boys. He's only just started give him a chance!


The Port Vale Massive.

The opening goal went to the Latics. I well worked break with the ball ending up on the left wing with Taylor. The right-footed captain sent over a great left-footed cross to the far post where Davies headed home. However, the lead didn't last until the break as Port Vale managed to capitalise on hesitant defending and a smart hooked shot from Wilcock. The home crowd were claiming off-side, the linesman getting the biggest cheer of the day when he put his flag up later in the half, but it looked OK to me.


Ready for the second Half.

Second half was a nervy affair with Latics never really looking like worthy winners. Indeed, Port Vale went closest, hitting the post on two occasions. On balance a draw was the correct result although Port Vale may feel they deserved the 3 points. At least I broke my losing streak for 2007. Maybe I will see a win next year.

Liverpool – City of Culture 2008

A day trip to Liverpool to pick up my new passport. With all morning to kill, what does the future city of culture offer? I had a walk around to find out.

The first thing to strike me whilst walking around is all the building work. Do they know its only a few weeks off 2008? It looks like Liverpool city centre will be a building site well into 2008. The number of workers in their bright yellow florescent tops easily out numbered the shoppers, office workers and tourists walking around. They were in cafés, standing around in the street smoking. Even a few in the local bookies but none to be seen actually doing any work. All this at 10:00am. Maybe it’s their breakfast break.


The Liver Building.

Navigating around Liverpool is easy enough. There are plenty of sign posts that point the way to the city’s attractions such as the "Cavern Quarter", the "Culture Quarter" and the "Albert Dock". They even point the way to the passport office. My first point of call would be the Cavern Quarter.

Ask anyone what Liverpool is famous for and a part from the few lads who will say "football", the majority will say "the Beatles". The cavern quarter I would expect to be a thriving tourist destination for Liverpool. Heading towards the area I thought I had got it wrong. It seems that the "Cavern Walks" is a shopping centre. Quickly walking past this I ended up on Matthew Street, the birthplace of the Beatles. Here, there are a number of tributes and sights marking the famous four. There is a "Lennon’s" café bar. A Beatles memorabilia shop. And of course "The Cavern". A large billboard marks the original entrance to the Cavern. Building work years ago meant that the original cavern was demolished. The replica site is a few hundred yards away. Opposite the original entrance is a tribute to the pop stars of Liverpool. Tributes not only to the Beatles but a whole host of former Liverpool greats, and Sonia. A great idea but it looks tired and tatty. I’m amazed they have not maintained the place a little more as its an obvious tourist destination.


Original entrance to the Cavern.

From the Cavern quarter I headed for the Culture quarter. This appears to be the place where the main theatres, art galleries and museums are housed. The grand buildings complete with statues of famous national and local heroes are well worth a look around. The impressive St George’s building is the focal point with statues at the front of Price Albert and Queen Victoria. There is a column that commemorates Wellington and a large garden area at the rear. The area is also the location of the Walker art gallery. Being a bit chilly a popped in to have a look.


Outside the St George's building.

The gallery was advertising a special exhibition "Joseph Wright of Derby". However, when I got inside it was closed. So I had a wander around the other paintings. One room of note was the 20th century and contemporary art collection. It includes "Peter getting out of Nick’s pool" by David Hockney and a musical toilet sculpture. An impressive painting of Samson is also on view.


Contemporary art on display at the Walker Art Gallery.

Time was getting on so I only had time for a brisk walk around Albert dock before heading back to the passport office. Seems to be more wine bars around the place than last time and somebody has nicked Fred’s weather map.

Time to reflect on the passport renewal. £114 for the special 4-hour turnaround appointment. £8 on photographs (don’t use the photo machine in Asda as it chops your head off and you can’t adjust the seat). A total of £8.30 on parking fees. At least the appointment system works. I spent a total of 5 minutes in the office collecting my passport.


View from the Albert Dock.

On my journey home I listened to a local radio station. There were discussing the planning failure of the annual Matthew Street festival. It was blamed on building work at the Pierhead, the site of the festival. A cock-up by the Liverpool council. They fear a similar cock-up is likely to be made of the year of culture. It’s a shame as Liverpool city centre has lots to offer. Shame it’s not ready.

Camino del Río

Another walk from the Guidebook. But this time I had a plan that would stop us going wrong. I would jot down the directions on a small piece of paper before we set-off. No need to refer to the book on our walk. What could possibly go wrong? Plenty!


On the trail.

It is advertised as a short but spectacular walk. Just under 2 hours, an extra 30 minutes if walking from the town of Cannilas de Albaida. Armed with my instructions we arrived at the walks start point, near the puente romano with no problems. Confidence boosted by not getting lost, we marched on along the river.

The walk reminded me a lot about home. The sounds of the stream. The lush green landscape of the valley. It was a really special place. A number of tended terraces with orange and lemon groves. It was tempting to have a pick but we didn't. It seemed the only danger we would face was slipping off the stepping stones whilst crossing the river.


Specatcular views.

The first hint of a problem was when we reached the ruined cortijo Rafaeta. I had forgotten to write "walk past" the ruin on my notes. Another couple were ahead of us heading north along the river. They looked a bit lost so luckily Monica got the book to check. Error spotted, so we left the river and headed west towards the stream.


Checking the fruits.

The trouble spot I had envisaged in my mind was approaching, The ruined cortijo de la Parrilla. The description in the book was "50 metres and 4 terraces below the cortijo bear left...". We found the path OK but it was at the end of it that trouble struck. We were supposed to find a "clear path" that climbed past the cortijo. The trouble was it looked like the cortijo was being lived in. A number of fences had been erected. It wasn't long before the sounds of dogs barking made matters worse.


Cortijo de la Parrilla

The idea was to climb past the cortijo and join a track above it. The only way passed the cortijo was to go passed the dogs. The sounds of their barking echoed off the cortijo, amplifying their menace until we were convinced that a pack of blood-hungry rottweilers were lying in wait, ready to tear us to pieces. Just to add to the fear factor we heard the sounds of gun shots close by. We scouted around to look for an alternative route. We could see the track on the opposite side of the valley. It didn't look too far away. We decided to go for it. No, not passed the dogs ("Are you crazy!" Monica replied to that particular plan), but to scramble down the valley and climb up to the path on the opposite side.


The escape route.

15 minutes later, scared half to death. Nearly falling to our deaths on several occasions. Covered in cuts from the thorny bushes we had scrambled over. We had made it to the track. We walked along the track past olive and chestnut trees. We even stopped to collect the fallen chestnuts to have later. Apparently they are delicious when cooked on a plancha, bbq style. The sense of normality that had returned was soon to disappear with more barking in the distance.


Cortijo de la Parrilla from the otherside.

Walking up the track the barking grew louder. "It's coming for us" shrieked Monica. "Don't be silly" I replied just as the dog revealed itself from behind the bend. Not a particularly big dog, but not small either. It was barking ferociously at us. We stopped dead in our tracks. Now, what followed is a bone of contention. How will it be remembered in years to come?

My version of events is that I was conscious of Monica's fear of dogs. I didn't want to rush her. So we stopped for a little rest. There was no question of going back the way we came (there were multiple dogs of unknown size that way). We were simply going to walk past the dog. If it attacked, I was going to defend us with my walking stick in true "Sparta" style. At no time was I scared of the dog.

Monica's version of events is this.
Monica : "What are we going to do? It's not going to let us go past?"
Dean: "I don't know but we can't go back."
Monica took this reply as meaning that I was scared to death and didn't have the backbone to suggest a more direct approach. Apparently, if I just said "Don't be stupid we are going past it now", she would have happily followed. Anyway,to continue:
Monica: "Its growling at us". At which point we both back away about 25 metres or so. "We will have to call for help".
Dean: "We can't call for help".
Monica (Shouting): "Is there anyone there" (3 times, each time louder) "There is a dog in our way".
Dean: "It might be best to speak Spanish dear". Dog starts to growl louder and buoyed by our backing off, grows in confidence and starts to approach us menacingly.
Monica (Top voice): "ALGUIEN POR ALLI! HAY UN PERRO!" At which the dog suddenly loses its cockiness and retreats.
Monica (Loud voice): "PERRO CALLÁTE" We advance as Monica continues to shout at the forlorn dog as it runs away.

Monica had found the answer to getting past wild dogs on our walks. Or at least she thought she had. It wasn't long until we came across "Villa Sierra" and another pack of dogs. A few volleys of "Calláte" and we scurried past the villa. Whilst behind the villa, and seemingly heading away from trouble, Monica had convinced herself that the other dog had warned this pack about our arrival and so were better prepared. Hence the "Calláte" didn't have such a devastating effect against them. This was put to the test as the biggest of the dogs decided that enough's enough and bounded down the hill towards us. I didn't want to stand around and argue the point so we made a scrambled escape down the hill.

We soon arrived at the safety of the main road and then a quick stroll down the path toward the roman bridge. The sight of a lone dog at the bottom of the hill was enough to convince Monica that she would come "tooled up" on the next walk, with a knife. "A dog comes near me and I'll slit its throat". Another tranquil walk over. I wonder what fun will be had on the next?


Made it without being savaged!


Rodin in Malaga

Another cultural trip to Málaga saw us view the sculptures by Rodin that are here on loan until December. They are displayed on Calle Larios, the heart of the shopping centre in town. Málaga is the first Spanish city that has been able to display the works in the open air. The valued treasures are being guarded 24 hours a day.


The Thinker by Rodin.

The most famous sculpture by Rodin has to be "The Thinker". It takes prime position at the beginning of Calle Larios. This was Rodin's first work to be displayed, debuting in Paris in 1906. Its a shame its moving to Granada in mid December as it would be wonderful if it could stay here on a permanent basis. I bit of over time for the local police also.


Monica with "The Thinker".

The other sculptures belong to the "Burghers of Calais". They are displayed separately along Calle Larios. It depicts the group of 6 men that were prepared to die to save the people of Calais from being massacred by King Edward III, who besieged Calais in 1347. The sculptures show the barefooted and bareheaded men as they left Calais to give themselves over to the king. There lives were sparred when Edward's queen, Philippa of Hainault intervened.



A Burgher from Calais.


Another Burgher.


Me with a Burgher.

Winter nights in "Los Barriles"

Well summer has been and gone. Copacabana's has closed for the winter. Meson de Julio is shut for the whole of November. So new places need to be added to the list. The first is "Los Barriles" on Calle Carabeo.


Monica in winter gear.

This place is a converted garage into a "bar tipico" which is always packed with tourists in Summer. In Winter, the place is a little quieter, not to mention colder, but Rafael will soon be putting up the patio heaters to keep us warm.

The tapas you get depends on the number you drink. The first tapa is normally olives or cheese. Then you will receive a meat tapa such as the chorizo. Being a bit peckish and not wanting to order loads of beers (honest!) we ordered a "plato combinado" for 7 euros. Lovely.


Plato Combinado.

Tony King made a guest appearance. He's glad that Summer is over so that he can get some sleep at night. He lives near Tutti Fruti and apparently the youths have ventured further out to make noise. Definitely a place to avoid for our apartment hunt.


Music en vivo.

Tony's spirits were raised when the trio of singers in costume arrived. They belted out his favourite tunes with Tony accompanying. We slipped away into the night, determined not to get drunk, and so ends the curse of Tony!

Monday morning in November

A new regime for winter. November is going to be a "keep fit" month. This starts with a nice brisk walk first thing in the morning. Regular visits to the Gym. Lets see how long it lasts!

First walk and a view photos to show you what a November morning in Nerja looks like. Its a shame its lashing it down in Manchester.


Mount Cielo in the sunshine.


Burriana apartments in the sunshine.


The sunshine over the med.

Monica's new look. This is the winter biker range. Those sunglasses are essential wear to keep the glare out of your eyes.


Ready for the sunshine!

Arroyo Turbilla

Another walk from the "Walk the Axarquia!" guidebook that goes horribly wrong. A 2.5 hour walk, 7.6km from "La fabrica de la luz" in Canillas de Alaida, near Cómpeta. This time I am not going to blame the guidebook for getting lost. It was all down to two dogs.

The starting point for the walk was "At the far end of the car park, concrete steps descend on to the riverside camping terrace, below which brick steps lead to stepping-stone ford across the stream". The first problem was that there was a Spanish family already there with a dog. A dog free from a lead. It wasn't a big dog, only about ankle high. But that didn't stop it thinking he was a rottweiler. It came snapping around our heels. With every second we stayed there it grew in confidence. The family were loving it! Casually shouting the dog until it had a bite at Monica. We quickly made our escape and headed for a crossing over the stream. It turns out that it was the wrong crossing.


On the wrong path after the dog attack!

The choices open to us appeared to be to continue along a track heading up the hill or follow the stream. Another bigger dog was up stream so even if the guidebook stated "follow the stream" there was no way Monica would follow it. The guidebook mentioned a number of electric pylons to follow as markers. Not one was in sight. "Maybe they have taken them down?" I offered, knowing that turning back was not an option.


Lost again Dino!

The track was heading in the right direction. The views of the valley were spectacular. We agreed to follow the track and see what happens. Half an hour of climbing later we reached the peak. From here we had lovely views towards the sea and over the mountains. The guide claimed "spectacular views of La Maroma". We could see it, but only just. It turns out that we had taken the suggested "short cut" back from the walk, so was not where we thought we were. We were looking for a track on the right that was the short cut, but obviously we never found it.


Lovely views.

We convinced ourselves that we were on the right track, which we were, but decided to put the guidebook away and look for the path ourselves. We could see the firebreaks on the opposite side of the valley. The ruins of "La Parra" were also visible. Except we were not looking for these way makers as we had put away the book.


La Parra.

The path continued to climb for a while before levelling out. We passed a small stream that we practically ignored. This was one of the waypoints in the guide. Looking back now, I couldn't even remember the stream. Our attention was taken by the sounds of barking in the distance. Not one dog, but a pack.

With the noise getting increasingly louder, it was clear that they were coming from a cortijo that we were to pass. There were around 5 dogs, all of which were untied. Monica began to relax slightly when we realised that the owner was present and that the cortijo was on a plateau, about 25 metres above the path. Our stride quickened as we got to the cortijo. The dogs grew louder and louder. I spotted one make a breakaway from the group and it came to the edge of the plateau. Its curiosity got the better of him and he jumped down the bank to have a good look at us. He had a good sniff around me, continuing to bark. I think my "hola" calmed him down although it was probably more to do with us moving away from his territory. Another dog disaster averted. But at a cost of missing our turning.

We continued along the path for another 30 minutes. We were getting a bit concerned as the walk should have taken 2 and a half hours. We were on the 2 hour mark and we still seemed to be heading away from the start. Added to that, there was no sign of the path turning around. I dug out the guidebook and read. "The next turning is at a cortijo 10 minutes past a stream". We had just reached a stream. "OK, We'll give it 15 more minutes".

The 15 minutes soon turned into 20 minutes. No sign of a cortijo. Every twist in the road would give us hope that the track was turning direction. The next twist would shatter that illusion. The final straw came when we spotted a 4x4 on top of the mountain, going downhill. We watched to see where it went. It became obvious that it was on our track and sure enough it went sailing past us. We had no option but to turn back.

On the way back it is easy to see your mistakes. "I think this is the turning". It was a very feint track down the hillside. "If we reach a cortijo in 5 minutes it is", cue barking from dogs at the cortijo. At least they let us go passed unhindered this time. 15 minutes later we crossed the stream. We know the way for next time. We could even pick out the rough track on the other side of the valley that we should have taken.


More animal danger.

The next obstacle to pass was a herd of goats. The clanging of their bells warned us of there presence. I didn't know what to expect as we approached them. No need to worry as they jumped off the track on to the hill side when we got near them. Until we got to the centre of the pack, where they eyed us wearily from the edge. The goat herder was behind with his cane. Monica was afraid that he would have a dog. It seems that his voice was all he needed to move the goats though. He grunted something at us in response to our "hola". Obviously not one for chit chat. Must be a lonely life in the mountains.


La fabrica de la luz.

We arrived back at the top of the track that we now realised was the short cut back. We had been on the move for well over 3 hours. We decided to try and find the beginning of the route rather than go back the same way. So we arrived at the point with the spectacular views of La Maroma. Unfortunately, clouds were obscuring the view. We found the pylons that were to be our way markers. The path down was rough and it was a good job the guide mentioned the pylons as I wouldn't have recognised it as a path to anywhere. With "la fabrica de la luz" in view the path turned away from it. "Lets go off path", my famous last words. An undignified 15 minute scramble later with Monica cursing me all the way we finally reached the stream. The stepping stones and concrete steps visible. No idea how you were meant to see then from the top though.


The crossing.


Bowling treat

As its getting closer to our hols, Monica decided it was time to shop for new outfits. A trip around the El Ingenio shopping centre is not my idea of fun. So, we agreed on a game of ten pin bowling afterward as a treat.

The standard was not as high as the previous visit. Strikes were at a premium but we at least got a few. I think Monica got more than me but whose counting! I still won 3 games to 0 so there!


Monica cannot believe that the pins are still standing, again!


On the way to getting a strike!


Another victory in the bag!


Perfect form!

Not content with thrashing Monica at bowling I thought I would complete her misery by beating her at air hockey. With a commanding 4-1 lead I started to show-boat a bit. Fatal mistake as Monica quickly smashed in a few goals to take the lead at 6-4. However, a bizzare own goal proved to be the death knel for her. I went on to win 9-6.

To prove I was gracious in victory I treated her to a few beers at H20. This is fastly becoming our winter watering hole of choice. Nice music, comfortable surroundings and it seems the local bar of choice. Including Francois, the owner of Copacabana. After telling him off for closing the place for the winter he settled down with his Mojito and told us the latest goings on. Looks like things may be different next summer on the playa.


Francois fresh off the golf course.

Day trip to Málaga

A day off in October so we decided to spend the day in Málaga before I flew back to the UK. The main reasons for going to Málaga was to get Monica's passport from the Italian embassy and to visit the Picasso museum.

We arrived at the Italian consulate with no difficulties. Parking not a problem. It was even free. The nice man with the parking attendants uniform was there to ensure there was no double parking. Monica collected her new passport with the minimum of fuss, at a cost of 35 Euros.


Flags a bit worn but at least the parking was free.

You would have thought with the greater percentage of UK citizens living on the costa del sol that a similar service would be provided for me. Not a chance. If you want a passport renewed in Spain you have to go to Madrid. As a regular traveller a cannot take advantage of the postal application route. It takes up to 6 weeks! So I have to arrange a "premium collection" service, complete with interview at Liverpool. The cost? £114. Don't you just love the UK government.

From the consulate it was a brief 10 minute walk into the centre. We decided to have a coffee outside the Picasso museum. A nice spot outside with nice views of the cathedral, although the coffee was not very good. The same can be said for the visit to the Picasso museum.


View of the cathedral.

I'm not an art fan by any stretch of the imagination but a cannot for the live of me understand why Picasso was so acclaimed. His paintings are child like and his obsession with nudes would probably get him on the sex-offenders register nowadays. Monica, who does appreciate art more than I do, was unable to explain the concept of "cubism" to me in a way that I could make sense of what I was seeing. I am willing to concede that my view is akin to the none football lover describing the game as "kicking a bag of wind around", or the Mark Twain classic that Golf "is a nice walk spoilt", but if anyone can explain it to me...


Monica outside the Picasso Museum.

If I wanted to take any photos of the works of Picasso, I would surely have been stopped by the museums staff. They were on high alert in every room. Absolutely no photos allowed. Monica's bag was searched to ensure that she wasn't smuggling in a camera. The advancement in mobile phone technology has obviously gone unnoticed by the staff

After starring at obscure paintings of naked women with strangely proportioned parts, not to mention the bizarre placements of said parts, we headed for the exit. I'm sorry to say that I am not a fan of Málaga's number one son.

Off then for a lazy lunch in one of the many squares in Málaga. It lovely when you can sit outside in the sunshine to enjoy your lunch. It turned out to be a typical Spanish lunch. Menu del dia for 8 euros, bargain! It was a good job we were not in any hurry with the meal stretching for nearly 2 hours due to poor service. In that time we were treated to the many, unfortunately common, sights of the street people begging for money. Some just came cap in hand. Others played a tune on the harmonica, badly. We saved our euro for something more deserving and it came when least expected. A homeless man in his mid fifties, rough looking, unshaven and in need of a good wash, came into the square. He finished the last drag of a dimp that he had picked up of off the floor. I was expecting the "cap in hand" request. Far from it. He began to sing, acapella, a few flamenco songs beautifully. Bravo!