La Familia de ASBO estan aqui YA!

The town of Nerja has been on full alert all week. The Hodkinson’s have left their ASBO’s behind and somehow made it through Spanish immigration. No doubt red flags were flying at Interpol and I’m sure the local Guardia have been informed.


At Birra's.

So it was a night out at Birra's to hear the latest news, scams and other forms of anti-social behaviour that the majority of the Newquay 3 had been up to. Top scams of note included:

- Get your deposit money back and more by distracting the receptionist when you are supposedly giving them money.

- Wait for the paying in kiosk to get busy before calmly walking the family into a top seaside attraction “Gratis”.

- Have a slap-up meal and simply walk out before receiving the bill.

- Help yourself to whatever you fancy whilst doing the weekly shop. Supermarkets clearly allow you the odd can of coke in exchange for your custom. Don’t forget “Buy one get one free” on everything at the self-check out.

Note: Guiri takes no responsibility for any damages, noise pollution or loss of business during the brief visit of the “dark side” of the family.



ASBO 1. Ringleader. Firey temper and mean left hook.


ASBO 2. Don't forget to count your money and your fingers if you bump into this character.


The apprentices. Don't be fooled by the angelic looks.