Would the residents of Nerja, Málaga please take care. I can confirm that public enemies numbers 1 and 2 have landed. Mama & Papa have hit town. Jet2 did all they could to delay the arrival but alas they arrived.
May god have mercy on all our souls and guide us through the next 18 days. People of Nerja, I have yet more bad news. Re-enforcements are due to arrive on Friday. Take all necessary precautions. Take care of each other Nerja.
XXX DISCLAIMER XXX
All characters in this publication are fictitious and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead , is purely coincidental. Furthermore, for the benefit of the legal representations from Stokvis, the author would like to categorically deny any allegations that Norman Burkett is actually present in Nerja. Thank you.
Martin Lewis enjoying a San Miguel!
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