It started with the usual cock-up. We were to catch the 15:45 train to Manchester and was to meet Craig & Lenny at the shop. They were crying off the beer and decided to drive down. Somehow they managed to arrive at the store for 3pm! Needless to say they were no where to be seen when we got there.
Best man & Groom-to-be.
The shop was busy so we had to wait our turn. Nothing worse when all you want is to get measured up and hit the town. Shane was chosen as the model so the girls could decide on the suit. The logic being if it suited his ugly mug then they would be fine for us. It didn't take long for Shane to put his size 9's in it. Suitable dressed up and taking a few jibes for his troubles, he points to the Morning suit with pink cravat and shouts (he never says anything quietly) "It could be worse. We could be wearing that and look like a right bunch of tits!". Cue the bloke from the next cubicle walking out in said outfit.
Rawdo being fitted up.
After an hour of messing about we had finally been fitted up (34" waist get in!) and was on the way to the Hard Rock Cafe. It was 5:30pm ish and the place was packed. So we had to have 3 pints before being served with our burgers. The BBQ Hickory cheeseburger comes highly recommended.
Andy with Trinny & Susanna (AKA Kelly & Denise).
Then it was on to Stalybridge for the evening session. This is where the night became blurry and all I remember is that I somehow managed to fall into my pit by 2:00am. 7 hours kip before it all starts again.
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